Dear Jared Leto, I’m glad you got your ass kicked in Fight Club.

Remember when I was in 8th grade and you played Jordan Catalano in My So-Called Life, and you finally held Angela’s hand in the hallway, and this Buffalo Tom song was playing?

And then, you got your ass kicked when you played that tool in Fight Club?

Well, I’m not totally disappointed that happened.

**This post is dedicated to my sister, who is having a bad day.

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8 thoughts on “Dear Jared Leto, I’m glad you got your ass kicked in Fight Club.

  1. he’s so pretty i’d feel like the man in the relationship. and by “relationship” i mean the mind blowing sessions of angry loveless banging we would do on the reg.

  2. Don’t piss off Jared Leto, man. He’s warning you in his song lyrics.

    “Run away, run away, I’ll attack.”

    He’s not afraid to get that pretty li’l face pummeled, he’s got nothing to lose!

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