Or not disabled. Whatever. Who the fuck’s counting?
Lucky for me (let’s be honest– ALL of us), some cuddly academics out of Oxford University published an article in the Journal of Medical Ethics, which says ‘newborn babies are not “actual persons” and do not have a “moral right to life”.’ You can read more about it here. It basically says that killing newborn babies is different than killing an “actual person”, because in this case you’re not keeping the babies from achieving their life goals.
“The reason is that, unlike the case of death of an existing person, failing to bring a new person into existence does not prevent anyone from accomplishing any of her future aims.” (After-birth abortion: why should the baby live? Pg. 2 Alberto Giubilini, Francesca Minerva)
Well, who says I give a shit about someone else’s life goals? Fuck it. If we’re aborting people, let’s do this shit!
Let’s start by aborting everyone in Iceland. They’re inbred, and they’re White (we’ve got enough crackers on this earth, right?). We’ll take their island and get crunk, ya’ll! Except Bjork. We’ll keep her. I enjoy her album Vespertine. I find it morally relevant. Oh, and if we abort all the Icelanders for those reasons, we’ll need to go ahead and abort all the Amish people too. Done.
Adam Levine of Maroon 5. Not morally relevant.
Disabled feminists. Dragging us down. They’re only weak links in the cause. Time’s a-changing, ladies. We need to keep up.
The Fresh Beat Band on Nick Jr. They make me want to kill myself, so preemptively aborting them will improve quality of life everywhere.
Albert Einstein. (He’s a Jew).
My little brother. Been wanting to abort him for years. Just finishing what my mom couldn’t start. Later, asshole!
Oh, and Sugardaddy wants to abort Ryan Seacrest, as well as the stockboy at the grocery store that gave him the evil eye when he picked up that bag of Funyuns. Happy Anniversary, baby!
- I felt sick reading this; Abortion Outrage (signposts02.wordpress.com)
- After-birth abortion: Why should the baby live? (johnwsmart.wordpress.com)
- “After-birth abortion: Why should the baby live?” (althouse.blogspot.com)
- Killing babies no different from abortion, experts say (libertyorequality.wordpress.com)
- Abortion paper led to death threats (smh.com.au)
- Abortion article author receives death threats (telegraph.co.uk)