Apparently, global warming isn’t caused by my hotness.

Which I find fucking hard to believe, but whatever.

The narcissistic folks who decided humans were responsible for the earth’s climate behavior– good, bad or otherwise– are getting their filthy little hands slapped by none other than… themselves.  The United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) Special Report on Extremes, released March 28, reads, “There is medium evidence and high agreement that long-term trends in normalized [property] losses have not been attributed to natural or anthropogenic climate change.”

Awwwwwwwww shnap the EPA is gon be peeeeissed!  Not that I care. If the good African folks fighting for their lives against malaria were any of the greedy little mutherfuckers in the EPA or the U.N., DDT would have never been outlawed. Racist bastards. Let them feel “uncomfortable” for a minute.

But regardless of all those shenanigans, even if my hot body didn’t cause global warming, it can still throw a whole row of semi-trailers around, like this Texas tornado did today.

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2 thoughts on “Apparently, global warming isn’t caused by my hotness.

  1. shazam! I don’t actually give a shit either way since I’m a narcissistic ass-wipe, but I do love to see self-righteous turds have to wipe crow shit off their faces.

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