I’m with my in-laws and I’m horny.
It was Christmas day and I’m watching a movie with my in-laws. “The Station Agent”. With Peter Dinklage. You might know him as Tyrion Lannister from the Game of Thrones series on HBO. He plays the dwarf. (Because he is a dwarf).
The dwarf makes me hot. I would let Peter put his Dinklage in my pachinko.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t have anything against dwarves. I’ve just never had the opportunity to feel compelled. Do we as a society hide them? It can’t possibly be that I’m not seeing them because they’re small. I notice children, for instance, all the time. Maybe it’s because the children are loud… Maybe someone can help me further understand any societal discrimination as it relates to dwarves. It’s a topic I’m unfamiliar with.
But what I do know is that, when it comes to swagger, Peter erases any doubt in my mind that we would have nothing short of a fucking FABULOUS time together. He even has a nice voice, which makes my panties drop. I mean, just look at those sexy forearms.
I think it helped that I am familiar with him as the badass, super-strategic Tyrion Lannister because, in “The Station Agent”, he plays this lonely emo character. And ya’ll know how much of a turnoff that emo shit is to this bitch. I usually just want to tell people to put on their big girl panties and take life by the balls. If you gotta lick those balls every once in a while to get what you want, then goddamnit lick the balls. Ain’t no other way to live. But he has his reasons, and he also grows and develops as a character, so it didn’t detract from his sexy dwarf hotness. And it was a great movie.
The only thing I regret about the experience was finding myself on the floor, playing with the toddler, in-laws to my left and my right, knowing there was absolutely no relief in sight for my poor vagina.
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